thoughts on rain boots

just don't wear them. You wouldn't throw on a multi-colored, heart or swirl or happy face coat over your picked out, curated, thought-about outfit would you (if you do that, then first things first, stop that. now lets talk about rain boots). I know that on ugly days like today it's tempting to think, "I know, I'll just throw on my horribly mismatched rainboots because it's raining outside and pretend that it's ok to wear an article of clothing that had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of my outfit." There's no excuse.
You must be thinking, miami nice, this is not very nice of you. If I'm hurting your feelings, it's only because I care (not that much for your nice shoes that I propose you ruin to save yourself from the social suicide of wearing rainboots, but for you).
Really, I mean look at them:

Plus, we all know it only rains for twenty minutes at a time here, you're not foolin' anyone.