te quiero america!
today in the US of A 311.7 million US citizens will (presumably) gather to celebrate the independence of this great hot dog eating, salsa and tabacco dipping, big gulp gulping, rifle owning, gay pride running, Chinese take out, tex mex stake out, white teeth gleaming, mainstream streaming, hip hop owning, hollywood glowing, capital loaning, mountain roaring, firework exploding, bud light flowing, anything worth economically exploiting, frijol and rice growing, miami nice showing, land of freedom and land of yeehaw and land of all things that ignite individual purpose and reasonable fight!
to the grand ol party and revolutionary radicals...
miami nice celebrates you: