hialeah haikus

La Cuidad de Progreso actually progresses. Well, kind of. I mean poetry of any kind is better than no poetry at all, but Hialeah Haikus is just genius.
Seriously, Hialeah and poetry (especially haiku's, the dumbest and easiest third grade homework assignment ever) all in one book. Must. Buy. Now.
Here are a few excerpts:
                                                                        

I hate Abuela.

Why she gotta call my girl,

"La Tira-flecha."

 

 

Cool Water and gel--

We roll like twenty heads deep.

Belen Spring formal.

 

 

like, bro, why, bro, why

for real, bro, seriously

man, bro, like, come on 

 

 

Has five seven five ever been so good? miami nice is now taking haiku submissions. If anyone actually sends me one I promise to post it. Bring 'em on.

 

What's even better about these geniuses is that they also produce culture events all about Miami. Take a look at their website. And viva la cuidad de progresso.