this boy is peeing into the standard's pool. you shouldn't.

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lately, we just can't stop slurping all over The Standard. While lots of weird kinky stuff goes on at this spa/hotel (just check out their gift shop for proof, oh, and the outdoor tubs*) we mean, we're just kind of obsessed with it.

The Sunday BBQs had a their moment of hipsterdom glory a few years ago and it's been a standard go-to for visitors who want Miami and beach without too much Miami or beachness, but we're all for it as a local hangout. Sure, the day pass will cost you a pretty penny, but right now on Gilt City you can have at it for a fraction of the cost. Just be warned, you might not feel guilty after that purchase, but you'll start to seriously consider whether it makes even an iota of sense to get the monthly membership that gives you access to the pool and spa at your leisure.

Have a green juice by the pool and that will make you feel better, it always makes me feel like I can eat twelve cheese burgers from Five Guys but be like "oh-so-healthy" because of that green juice. TMI?

*these tubs: