billy the marlin's makeover (and how much he weighs naked)

the Marlins continue to make us giggle. Billy the Marlin, the childhood buddy of 90's Miami kids, has a new look to match the Miami Marlins. It must be such a relief for Billy to not have to play with those lame Central Florida kids anymore, and get to solely focus his love and pantomime on well-dressed Miami kids.

Someone on the Marlins staff with actually paid to come up with a bio for Billy the Marlin, so if you have a few minutes to spare (and I really mean spare, because it's not like they hired a local comedian to write-it, it's pretty lame) then click here to read Billy's Bio.