be a rey (or reina) de las fritas, sort of

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at El Rey de las Fritas on Calle Ocho is known for its, well, fritas (try one al caballo). But now they give you the opportunity to take your picture in what an extraordinarily thorough four and a half minute internet search calls a "face in hole board." The interesting part is, you don't even get to pretend to be El Rey himself, you just take a picture as a regular patron (yes, in Little Havana, a guayabera or a flower in your hair is regular). Also, the big haired hoop earringed jevita is my latest crush. 

-Jazz