cuba si, castro no

Fidel Castro is dying. does anybody care?
yes, actually a lot of people care. the cuban community has been wishing his death now since 1959. finally the communist crook is about to croak... actually let me rephrase this. according to fidel castro himself, he did croak. according to fidel castro, he himself died and came back to life.
why is this so humorous to me?  well for obvious reasons and as another testament to his illusions and insanity.

yesterday the miami herald reported in an article titled "Fidel Castro reveals his trip from `death' and back" that he in deed has come out saying he has died and is now back, but furthermore wishes to die again eternally.
gosh darn it castro, just die already!... actually no, dont die, live in agony. so long as you wish to die, i wish for your decrepit, dilapidated, corpse of a body to live. mwahahahahaha... vengeance anyone?

some good article quotes from the disgusting mouth of castro:

``' I came to be dead ... the only thing I hoped for was for the world to stop.''
``'Several times I asked myself if [doctors] were going to let me live in those conditions or if they'd let me die'''

fidel still refuses to reveal his actual illness. he believes it to be state secret. other state secrets are that he sucks and that he sucks. 

Here is a photo of castro openly lying:

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/30/1799819/fidel-reveals-his-trip-from-death.html#ixzz0yJivzpQ4

 

 

bonus, here is that clip of fidel falling- always good to laugh it off.  

FIDEL CASTRO FALLS!

 

...to many more falls! cheers

 

-A.Valls