tan line archetypes

we all know around here that tan lines say something about you, and that we have tons of them around here, so bring on the harsh judgement. The simple sunglass circles are a classic "oops," but the legs of the glasses between the eyes and ears is a classic nerd alert. Farmer's tan? ew. One piece tan? Square (but seriously, we all know how I love a one-piece). The ultimate worst? Definitely socks mark.
Which are you? (If any... hopefully you're none of the below)

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