you'll look handsome
up-and-coming swimwear label "we are handsome" has one-piece bathing suits- wait, are you like in shock, "but, miami nice, here in Miami people only wear the tiniest Brazilian bathing suits, those really nasty ones with the seam up the ass crack, and a one-pice if it looks like floss and strips of cloth!"
No fear, even you skanky readers will love their "Miami" one piece (but seriously, why are we grouped with the Delaware?):